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squeakyc t1_j2cm0wa wrote

What about when Old Macdonald had a farm? ZOWIE!

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Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cq1dy wrote

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.

Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day the chief's daughter gives birth to a white child.

Infuriated but not ungrateful for what the missionary has done for the village, he gives him one chance to explain himself in private.

The young man, who is innocent, tells him "I have nothing to do with it, it is just a hazard of the genetics. It's the same as with sheeps, most of them are white but sometimes a black one is born for no reason".

The chief steps back a little, gives a frightened look to the missionary, then whispers : "Ok, I won't say a word about my daugther, but don't you tell anyone about the sheep"

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Velvy71 t1_j2ddurb wrote

Mary had a little lamb

The butcher killed it dead

And now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread

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joeinsyracuse t1_j2dgejm wrote

Mary had a little lamb The doctors were surprised, But when McDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died!

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NDodma01 t1_j2diewl wrote

Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep The lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had a sheep

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Nothalffast t1_j2dukhk wrote

Mary had a little lamb

A little toast, a little jam

Mary only took one bite

Mary had no appetite

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heartofgold48 t1_j2dxcni wrote

She grew fat from eating a whole lamb however little

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Armadillo-66 t1_j2dxofw wrote

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff ? A leisure centre

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KingTyrannical t1_j2dzjhp wrote

Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts when up its arse And now it’s made of nylon.

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edynol t1_j2e32j2 wrote

She said it needed more salt.

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Randy927 t1_j2e95l4 wrote

Mary had a little lamb. She also had a duck.

She put them on the window sill. To see if they'd.. fall off.

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Dig_A_little_d t1_j2e9nal wrote

You guys be gentle they're just one year old kids, with an opinion.

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Bigislandmike222 t1_j2ecm8i wrote

She got some mint jelly, candied carrots and chateaux potatoes to go with it

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Kcrick722 t1_j2ekvyv wrote

Mary had a little lamb She tied it by the heater Every time it turned around It burnt its little peter

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MpVpRb t1_j2fokk7 wrote

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor almost cried

Old McDonald had a farm

The doctor almost died

--heard as a child in the 50s

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