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toughpollen968 t1_j1scekl wrote

As a quadriplegic,I wont stand for these kinds of jokes.

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Romthirty t1_j1sh0si wrote

Dude, just roll with it.

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fosighting t1_j1spqcm wrote

Just kick a man while he’s down. Are you gonna take that lying down OP?

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Romthirty t1_j1spw8d wrote

Great, it’s all downhill from here…

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Cpt_Copycat t1_j1tu15d wrote

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go.

So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and makes raunchy, passionate love to her.

When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."

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Quadstyle t1_j1svbtg wrote

As a quadriplegic myself, I agree. He took it a step too far.

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