toughpollen968 t1_j1scekl wrote
As a quadriplegic,I wont stand for these kinds of jokes.
Romthirty t1_j1sh0si wrote
Dude, just roll with it.
fosighting t1_j1spqcm wrote
Just kick a man while he’s down. Are you gonna take that lying down OP?
Romthirty t1_j1spw8d wrote
Great, it’s all downhill from here…
BeegRedYoshi t1_j1teko4 wrote
You guys are really pushing it with these jokes.
apd543 t1_j1tqa5n wrote
Unfortunate for the guy in the wheelchair
TheRedPandaisback t1_j1tzym7 wrote
Way to ruin a joke by explaining it
apd543 t1_j1ubrzh wrote
😫😫
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ShittyDs3player t1_j1spsrw wrote
That joke deserves a standing ovation
Doc-Fives-35581 t1_j1sgz4z wrote
I’m ashamed to say that took me a minute.
smurficus103 t1_j1tyhhi wrote
It's the camo
Cpt_Copycat t1_j1tu15d wrote
A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go.
So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and makes raunchy, passionate love to her.
When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."
SumonaFlorence t1_j1ue3f2 wrote
I actually spat when I got to the punchline, like wow lol
JBYTuna t1_j1srpl8 wrote
Matt, is that you?
dodgethis_sg t1_j1tzbfa wrote
Ah robot chicken
Quadstyle t1_j1svbtg wrote
As a quadriplegic myself, I agree. He took it a step too far.
stankmastaflex t1_j1svoo9 wrote
Well then, just sit there and take it
Common-Wish-2227 t1_j1tl335 wrote
Walk it off.
007licensetomambo t1_j1t6jsm wrote
Be the bigger man and just walk away....
Right_Bedroom_3011 t1_j1tfvfw wrote
Ok Matt I agree.
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