maclovin67 t1_j1su3mk wrote
To the person who stole my antidepressants? I hope you're happy now!
corbymatt t1_j1tsvfm wrote
To the person who stole my suppositories, I'll get them back in the end!
Holden_place t1_j1tuaqm wrote
To the person who stole my calendar, your days are numbered
Holden_place t1_j1txtc6 wrote
Someone stole my dictionary. I don’t have the words
sobdos t1_j1tvjly wrote
Two guys at my office got caught steeling a calendar. They got six months each!
Holden_place t1_j1twfnb wrote
To the person who got dirt on my ceiling, you done messed up!
Holden_place t1_j1tumfy wrote
To the person who stole my kid’s toy bunsen burner, you’re playing with fire
Holden_place t1_j1tv5fe wrote
To the person who stole my Empathy book with an Apple Tag, I will find you and I will get you
wrongjokesgets t1_j1tvbib wrote
It seems like people still a lot of stuff from you.
TastyCoals t1_j1uf5ei wrote
Indeed the commenter needs more refinement.
MatDom4KnkyYngr t1_j1ycpok wrote
And your little dog too.
Holden_place t1_j1tvjjb wrote
To the person who stole my leather pauldrons, I’m giving you the cold shoulder
Holden_place t1_j1tusro wrote
To the person who stole my chalkboard paint, the writings on the wall!
Holden_place t1_j1twphe wrote
Someone stole my favorite horse pill. It’s hard to swallow
Holden_place t1_j1tvakb wrote
To the person who stole my only hay bale, that’s the last straw
Holden_place t1_j1tvqwq wrote
To the person who stole my minnows, you can have ‘em. I’ve got bigger fish to fry
mel_tsegaye t1_j1u2b8i wrote
To the person who stole my sleeping pills I hope you're sleeping better now
Master_dekoy t1_j1v7bgk wrote
Same person stole me coffee. I hope it’s not keeping him up at night.
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