Submitted by MaygarRodub t3_zy6xor in Jokes
Common_Gain_2156 t1_j251r67 wrote
Reply to comment by Idontdanceever in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Also prolly couple of virgings on the Virgin Islands
Yuu_Got_Job t1_j2576ic wrote
Not for long
12altoids34 t1_j258hpk wrote
Not since I got back. Now they're just the just " the islands"
Aldrakev t1_j25e48f wrote
yeah there were canaries till i left too now they too are just “the islands”. completely unrelated but i had a wonderful thanksgiving
theveryrealreal t1_j26qd6c wrote
None of the canaries were virgins after you left?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j25whwz wrote
Are you Chuck Norris?
12altoids34 t1_j27x41v wrote
Dang, thought I was going to get away with that one. Nope I'm not.
Munzo69 t1_j26xdsk wrote
One of my favourite Tom Waits lines from his song ‘Heartattack & Vine’ is
‘ I bet she’s still a virgin but it’s only twenty five to nine’.
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