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currrlyhead t1_j1icabj wrote

This predicament can be avoided if you just dream about your wife.

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humperty t1_j1j1cyg wrote

Lock her in the basement.

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hannibal_fett t1_j1krj4p wrote

Ok, but if I do that, what do I with OPs mom? She's down there.

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NoExpertAtAll t1_j1jlp3j wrote

Ask her where to go and the go there together. What´´s the problem?

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BeenThere11 t1_j1ignxt wrote

Thank her for the nightmares

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j1jqlz7 wrote

Start a chat and slowly find out if she’s ever had any thoughts about other girls, bring it on to a threesome and go from there. You could have both, but the danger is they will bin you for each other, still worth a shot

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elglas t1_j1k6dxo wrote

This is Reddit, we hide behind the 4th wall.

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HR_Paul t1_j1kbwox wrote

Hamburgers for days.

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Rockntheworld t1_j1kftnw wrote

Let her go meet the man of her dreams!

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hawt_pawket t1_j1ib56d wrote

Do her a favor and set her free. You’re not exactly dream man material yourself.

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