Do her a favor and set her free. You’re not exactly dream man material yourself.

This predicament can be avoided if you just dream about your wife.

Thank her for the nightmares

Lock her in the basement.

I've tried dreaming about OP's wife. Wouldn't recommend tbh

Ask her where to go and the go there together. What´´s the problem?

Start a chat and slowly find out if she’s ever had any thoughts about other girls, bring it on to a threesome and go from there. You could have both, but the danger is they will bin you for each other, still worth a shot

This is Reddit, we hide behind the 4th wall.

I also choose this guy’s wife

Hamburgers for days.

Let her go meet the man of her dreams!

Ok, but if I do that, what do I with OPs mom? She's down there.