A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Ha! ‟Big pause,” how embearrassing. If I were there, I would bearly be able to keep myself from blushing. I guess that’s because I’ve got a moral bearometer. To make the poor creature feel better, I’d probably give him some bearries, a cucumbear, maybe a root bear float too. Of course, if it’s decembear, he might get too cold from the ice cream and attack me. Then I’d have to remembear how to scare the beast away (I sure do not want to get dismembeared.) I’d probably say something intimidating like, ‟I’m a lumbearjack, and I ride cheetahs bearback.” Of course, if he can not speak English, I’d probably say something like, ‟Me llamo Albearto,” at which point he’d shout ‟Allahu Ackbear” and swallow me whole.

Guy on the barstool next to the bear says, ‟HOLY SHIT A TALKIN BEAR!”

A pony walks into the bar and whispers, ‟I will have a beer, please.” The barkeeper asks, ‟Why are you whispering?”.

‟I am a little hoarse.”

Drunk yells to the bartender, Your mom is GREAT in bed! Bartender gets annoyed look and tells drunk, Shut up Dad....

Bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a ……….. beer please.”

The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

The bear replies, “I have a speech impediment, you insensitive fuck.”

Not motherthoung, could someone explain it?

Cheetah Walks into a bar and says, I’ve just won the tournament…

Horse in the back who was there says,

Yeah well this might sound a little hoarse but… you’re a cheater! “Cough cough”

The horse replies, "It's my wife. She's such a nag."

Wait till you see the ten inch pianist

Pause-paws.

Must have been a Cola Bear

Always heard it as grandparents

I just can't bear this joke any longer.

I know, it's grisly.