Old Calogrenant was such a wanker!

Galehodin was even danker;

Gornemant was fat and farty,

Lac was pissed at every party.

Aglovale belched loud and rudely,

Erec stripped and swaggered nudely,

Cligès shat behind his chair

Morholt drooled and didn’t care.

Yvain wept to see such stuff

And Arthur said “I’ve had enough!”