Submitted by _dantastic t3_zwe5o5 in Jokes
Sir Cumference
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_dantastic OP t1_j1u4kme wrote
He was always a cut above the rest.
GlasgowBadger t1_j1u6zss wrote
Sir Woody Chislehurst
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1u8o4j wrote
And got 10% off everywhere
[deleted] t1_j1u9s17 wrote
mcramsay t1_j1udumd wrote
Sir Cull designed the table.
_dantastic OP t1_j1ue2iy wrote
HAHAHAHA
GloriousGigaChad t1_j1uipu8 wrote
Heard he was sir tified's younger brother.
GloriousGigaChad t1_j1uj10n wrote
And Sir cus was training people to balance on a tight rope, and bears to dance.
tnfrs t1_j1ulz1k wrote
lol
DabidBeMe t1_j1umhh5 wrote
I hear that he was assisted by Sir Sandsalot.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1uoavu wrote
Circle gets the square.
matoviti t1_j1uoh91 wrote
Sir Cularsaw
billnowak65 t1_j1uw34z wrote
Dinner is served by Sir Loin of Pork.
Odinson-1981 t1_j1uxsmy wrote
Just never have calamari at his house.
saltyoldtexan t1_j1vw2ls wrote
Wasn't it Sir Radian the second?
makesyoudownvote t1_j1vw37f wrote
Sir Tenley of Corsica.
casey12297 t1_j1vzqo2 wrote
Which knight always has sticky hands? Sir cum
Cleautsak t1_j1w8xe3 wrote
Which knight is constantly being ambushed?
Sir Rounded
tweisse75 t1_j1wjxdg wrote
Sir Cadian has the rhythm we all follow
AmphibianHaunting334 t1_j1wufhh wrote
No, just the tip off
Whaffled t1_j1wyot8 wrote
Old Calogrenant was such a wanker!
Galehodin was even danker;
Gornemant was fat and farty,
Lac was pissed at every party.
Aglovale belched loud and rudely,
Erec stripped and swaggered nudely,
Cligès shat behind his chair
Morholt drooled and didn’t care.
Yvain wept to see such stuff
And Arthur said “I’ve had enough!”
Legitimate-Ad6106 t1_j1xgde5 wrote
Sir Cularsaw
Boredog t1_j1xuys3 wrote
How many π on the table?
MoronTheBall t1_j1y90zg wrote
When Guinevere cheated with Lancelot, how big a gun did Arthur buy?
EX Caliber
Clozegoose97 t1_j1u4a95 wrote
While Sir cumsicion is busy with jews.