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_TnT13 t1_j25em90 wrote

Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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kenn714 t1_j25lhjo wrote

What kind of clap are we talking about? The kind where he has to wear two infinity gauntlets, or wear an infinity underwear?

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JustMe7NNN t1_j25issu wrote

take my upvote and leave

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bbtgvnug t1_j29gszq wrote

Take my updoot kind stranger! You won the internet today. I almost spit out my coffee laughing at this one!

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iwearpantss t1_j25llqe wrote

Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side

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Abs73 t1_j2912bd wrote

Nothing will funnier than this today! I'm dead

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Big_Librarian_1130 t1_j25wqrn wrote

Yo momma so fat her Patronus is a cake

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Stalwartstuffing319 t1_j25ezs4 wrote

Yo mama so fat that it is having a seriously detrimental effect on her health and may result in her premature death.

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FoxyWolf1273 t1_j26uqka wrote

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit

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dickydav t1_j26nojl wrote

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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Who-shat t1_j2bghqz wrote

That is so childish, take my upvotes

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Craigw1972 t1_j294csi wrote

Yo mama so fat sheā€™s on both sides of the family

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Gil-Gandel t1_j28pawo wrote

Ur mama so fat, Jaws said "you're gonna need a bigger shark"

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Financial_Comfort633 t1_j27id0h wrote

Yo mama is so fat that the only way to get her out the house in the morning is to butter her hips and throw a Twinkie in the street!

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busiedyak t1_j25pr77 wrote

Yo Mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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United-Peanut3993 t1_j25zdau wrote

Yo mama is so ugly that in a gentlemen's club they pay her to put more clothes on

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Username_Taken_65 t1_j29few0 wrote

Yo mama so fat at the strip club they call her Hitler because of the damage she does to the poles

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StorminXX t1_j25fulg wrote

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to roll over so I could see Australia.

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[deleted] t1_j27587o wrote

Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code.

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jorzario t1_j291pxa wrote

Yo Mama so fat she ate the punchline of my joke.

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sunhatcatdog t1_j260t0m wrote

Yo mama so fat that

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Complex_Protection97 t1_j28vc2q wrote

Yo mama so fat when she went to space, there was no longer space.

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Lanky-Major-2800 t1_j2907p4 wrote

Yo mama so fat she lives in all the timezones

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AyAyy-Ron t1_j291zdk wrote

Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

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TJT1970 t1_j292vwp wrote

Yo mama so fat. She puts her belt on with a boomerang!

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C-ute-Thulu t1_j292scr wrote

Yo mama so fat, she should see her primary care physician to have her a1c checked. Diabetes is serious concern at her weight

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kreeves500 t1_j2937xm wrote

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

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aecrone t1_j2aafmu wrote

To mamma so fat:

The horse on her polo shirt is REAL.

Her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

When she wears high heels and walks, she strikes oil

When she leaves the house wearing a red dress, kids come screaming 'Hey, KoolAid'

Elevators say ' Capacity 8 people, or YO MAMA'

When she tries to get out of bed in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep.

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PuzzleheadedTutor807 t1_j264y1i wrote

your momma so fat when thanos snapped only her arm disappeared.
your momma so fat she jumped in the air n got stuck.
thats all im leaving here lol.

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chugdewater t1_j26rrmw wrote

Yo mama so fat she thought saturn had onion rings

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Ewetootwo t1_j25xqsy wrote

Yo momma so fat you had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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Gincairn t1_j29oemg wrote

Did you make the same mistake I did? I spent an hour fucking her armpit!

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Sketchy_Stew t1_j284t5z wrote

Yo mama so fat they used to call her Hitler at the strip club because she was fucking up the poles.

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prothean_IRS t1_j28kxrx wrote

Yo Mama so fat, she even breathes heavy.

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THEfatbasterd t1_j28qvr7 wrote

Yo mama so fat she falls out both sides of the bed

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Many-Purchase2362 t1_j295ede wrote

Yo mama so fat, after sex I rolled over twiceā€¦ AND AM STILL ON THE BITCH!

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jak2891 t1_j2aar62 wrote

Yo momma so fat she smoke bigarettes

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TackyKnacky t1_j281gw8 wrote

Yo mama so nasty that after she sucked yo daddy's dick she went and kissed you goodnight.

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SteelBelle t1_j28ca5a wrote

I saw that stand up and this part was it was momma telling the joke.

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silkesu t1_j282pab wrote

Xbox Live

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Wing3dCobr4 t1_j296vi3 wrote

Yo mama's so fat, to have sex I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch

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Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j29st8d wrote

Yo mama so fat she's listening to rolling down the hill (running up the hill by Kate Bush)

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wampantwabbit t1_j2a1a2j wrote

Yo Mama so fat, I climbed on top to fuck her and burnt my arse on the lightbulb!

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motty666 t1_j263sul wrote

Yo Papa So Gone ā€¦ā€¦..

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Heavy-Average826 t1_j278cgx wrote

Yo mama so fat Dora the Explorer couldnā€™t even explore her

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Beowulf44 t1_j2949xi wrote

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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gomaith10 t1_j29e9dv wrote

Yo Mama so fat her blood type is Domlio.

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mmw1775-1975 t1_j29vflh wrote

Yo mama so fat she leaves a ring on the outside of the tub

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SpeedTuber t1_j29visz wrote

Yo mama so fat sheā€™s the reason the earth is round

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Fun-List7787 t1_j2a3g2h wrote

Yo mama so fat, after sex I roll over... AND I'M STILL ON THE BITCH!

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raven21633x t1_j2a4vt5 wrote

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck look like a package of hot dogs

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NDodma01 t1_j2a5dwa wrote

Sheā€™s got her own area code

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crestwood055 t1_j2a8dz6 wrote

YO MAMMA SO FAT : WHEN SHE WALKS HER LEGS RUB TOGETHER AND CHAFE. THEN THEY HEAT UP AND SMOKE UNTIL IT SMELLS LIKE A FOOD TRUCK RUNNING HIGH.

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jak2891 t1_j2aadnp wrote

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami in Asia and a drought in Africa

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jak2891 t1_j2aamnk wrote

Yo momma so fat I can back a Cadillac up her crack

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jak2891 t1_j2aaw9a wrote

Yo momma so fat she put the Buffett out of business

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Nuh-unh t1_j2avug8 wrote

yo momma so fat, no one's ever seen her dark side.

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fox_four t1_j2e9pu0 wrote

Yo mama so fat she leaves imprints in concrete

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pubggamer1583 t1_j29kn10 wrote

Your biological mother is so fat that she utilizes a hula hoop as a belt

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ShaqLab t1_j2a71hp wrote

Yo mama be so fat, my 14ā€ johnson couldnā€™t reach her pink partā€¼ļø Her fingers be so fat, they couldnā€™t get around it. Her toothless mouth was OK until she turned and her bowling ball sized boob knocked me in to the next county.

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