aecrone t1_j2aafmu wrote
To mamma so fat:
The horse on her polo shirt is REAL.
Her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.
When she wears high heels and walks, she strikes oil
When she leaves the house wearing a red dress, kids come screaming 'Hey, KoolAid'
Elevators say ' Capacity 8 people, or YO MAMA'
When she tries to get out of bed in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep.
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