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_TnT13 t1_j25em90 wrote

Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Stalwartstuffing319 t1_j25ezs4 wrote

Yo mama so fat that it is having a seriously detrimental effect on her health and may result in her premature death.

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StorminXX t1_j25fulg wrote

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to roll over so I could see Australia.

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iwearpantss t1_j25llqe wrote

Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side

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busiedyak t1_j25pr77 wrote

Yo Mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Super-Bar8712 t1_j25rov8 wrote

Yo mama's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke

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Ewetootwo t1_j25xqsy wrote

Yo momma so fat you had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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United-Peanut3993 t1_j25zdau wrote

Yo mama is so ugly that in a gentlemen's club they pay her to put more clothes on

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sunhatcatdog t1_j260t0m wrote

Yo mama so fat that

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PuzzleheadedTutor807 t1_j264y1i wrote

your momma so fat when thanos snapped only her arm disappeared.
your momma so fat she jumped in the air n got stuck.
thats all im leaving here lol.

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hairybagel27 t1_j26ajm8 wrote

Your momma is so fat, the earth was flat, until they buried her

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dickydav t1_j26nojl wrote

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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chugdewater t1_j26rrmw wrote

Yo mama so fat she thought saturn had onion rings

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FoxyWolf1273 t1_j26uqka wrote

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit

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[deleted] t1_j27587o wrote

Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code.

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Heavy-Average826 t1_j278cgx wrote

Yo mama so fat Dora the Explorer couldn’t even explore her

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Financial_Comfort633 t1_j27id0h wrote

Yo mama is so fat that the only way to get her out the house in the morning is to butter her hips and throw a Twinkie in the street!

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TackyKnacky t1_j281gw8 wrote

Yo mama so nasty that after she sucked yo daddy's dick she went and kissed you goodnight.

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Sketchy_Stew t1_j284t5z wrote

Yo mama so fat they used to call her Hitler at the strip club because she was fucking up the poles.

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Gil-Gandel t1_j28pawo wrote

Ur mama so fat, Jaws said "you're gonna need a bigger shark"

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THEfatbasterd t1_j28qvr7 wrote

Yo mama so fat she falls out both sides of the bed

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jorzario t1_j291pxa wrote

Yo Mama so fat she ate the punchline of my joke.

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AyAyy-Ron t1_j291zdk wrote

Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

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C-ute-Thulu t1_j292scr wrote

Yo mama so fat, she should see her primary care physician to have her a1c checked. Diabetes is serious concern at her weight

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TJT1970 t1_j292vwp wrote

Yo mama so fat. She puts her belt on with a boomerang!

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kreeves500 t1_j2937xm wrote

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

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Beowulf44 t1_j2949xi wrote

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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Craigw1972 t1_j294csi wrote

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family

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Many-Purchase2362 t1_j295ede wrote

Yo mama so fat, after sex I rolled over twice… AND AM STILL ON THE BITCH!

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Wing3dCobr4 t1_j296vi3 wrote

Yo mama's so fat, to have sex I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch

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gomaith10 t1_j29e9dv wrote

Yo Mama so fat her blood type is Domlio.

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pubggamer1583 t1_j29kn10 wrote

Your biological mother is so fat that she utilizes a hula hoop as a belt

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Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j29st8d wrote

Yo mama so fat she's listening to rolling down the hill (running up the hill by Kate Bush)

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mmw1775-1975 t1_j29vflh wrote

Yo mama so fat she leaves a ring on the outside of the tub

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SpeedTuber t1_j29visz wrote

Yo mama so fat she’s the reason the earth is round

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wampantwabbit t1_j2a1a2j wrote

Yo Mama so fat, I climbed on top to fuck her and burnt my arse on the lightbulb!

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Fun-List7787 t1_j2a3g2h wrote

Yo mama so fat, after sex I roll over... AND I'M STILL ON THE BITCH!

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raven21633x t1_j2a4vt5 wrote

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck look like a package of hot dogs

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NDodma01 t1_j2a5dwa wrote

She’s got her own area code

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ShaqLab t1_j2a71hp wrote

Yo mama be so fat, my 14” johnson couldn’t reach her pink part‼️ Her fingers be so fat, they couldn’t get around it. Her toothless mouth was OK until she turned and her bowling ball sized boob knocked me in to the next county.

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crestwood055 t1_j2a8dz6 wrote

YO MAMMA SO FAT : WHEN SHE WALKS HER LEGS RUB TOGETHER AND CHAFE. THEN THEY HEAT UP AND SMOKE UNTIL IT SMELLS LIKE A FOOD TRUCK RUNNING HIGH.

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jak2891 t1_j2aadnp wrote

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami in Asia and a drought in Africa

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aecrone t1_j2aafmu wrote

To mamma so fat:

The horse on her polo shirt is REAL.

Her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

When she wears high heels and walks, she strikes oil

When she leaves the house wearing a red dress, kids come screaming 'Hey, KoolAid'

Elevators say ' Capacity 8 people, or YO MAMA'

When she tries to get out of bed in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep.

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jak2891 t1_j2aamnk wrote

Yo momma so fat I can back a Cadillac up her crack

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jak2891 t1_j2aar62 wrote

Yo momma so fat she smoke bigarettes

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jak2891 t1_j2aaw9a wrote

Yo momma so fat she put the Buffett out of business

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Nuh-unh t1_j2avug8 wrote

yo momma so fat, no one's ever seen her dark side.

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fox_four t1_j2e9pu0 wrote

Yo mama so fat she leaves imprints in concrete

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