A police officer stops him and says that he can't just drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says,
"Hey! I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
...kabooom?
Well done kowalski. Now another one
Flibbity jibbits, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
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C'mon Rico, do we need to explain this to everybody?
The better joke is always in the comments
The simple ones are the best ones haha
Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom
More like another sets heading for the zoo!
I love this one. It's adoarable.
Mr. Popper knows how to treat his penguins.
…the pigs are squealing…
wasn't that a movie? lol
Good one lol
Kowaski, analysis
Why can't I be a pigeon ?
It's for a church honey. NEXT!
That's a Dave Allen joke
I started telling that joke about 25 years ago LOL…and it was a transport truck taking them to the zoo
A poorly altered copy of a hilarious joke I read here 3 weeks ago
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Saving this to jerk off later?
…just to jerk…
Why not take them to the sea, and let them be freeeeee
Pengin sez you're welcome to do the whole "daily struggle for survival in the face of the elements and predators" thing. He's going to check out Violent Night in the safety and comfort of reclining stadium seating.
They’re going to the beach the next day, but that’s only so they can try out their new surfboards
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They never mentioned the penguins making noise?
mymuzk t1_j1dup1o wrote
Just smile and wave, boys.