A police officer stops him and says that he can't just drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says,
"Hey! I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
The simple ones are the best ones haha
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Why not take them to the sea, and let them be freeeeee
Saving this to jerk off later?
They never mentioned the penguins making noise?
More like another sets heading for the zoo!
Pengin sez you're welcome to do the whole "daily struggle for survival in the face of the elements and predators" thing. He's going to check out Violent Night in the safety and comfort of reclining stadium seating.
That's a Dave Allen joke
I love this one. It's adoarable.
Underrated comment.
…the pigs are squealing…
…just to jerk…
Overrated comment
I started telling that joke about 25 years ago LOL…and it was a transport truck taking them to the zoo
wasn't that a movie? lol
Good one lol
They’re going to the beach the next day, but that’s only so they can try out their new surfboards
Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom
...kabooom?
The better joke is always in the comments
Well done kowalski. Now another one
Mr. Popper knows how to treat his penguins.
C'mon Rico, do we need to explain this to everybody?
Kowaski, analysis
A poorly altered copy of a hilarious joke I read here 3 weeks ago
Why can't I be a pigeon ?
It's for a church honey. NEXT!
Flibbity jibbits, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
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Just smile and wave, boys.