Submitted by ThomasKatt t3_zyq8fy in Jokes
hazilyJilt t1_j27b3f8 wrote
Pope: ‟Well, we nailed him to a tree for suggesting how great it’d be if we were all a little bit nicer to each other for a change.”
andywalker76 t1_j28ls1h wrote
Just killed the joke. You're supposed to leave the audience hanging.
MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j28u379 wrote
Killed? They straight up fucking crucified it
Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j290ec2 wrote
Was worth it for this response.
jethvader t1_j2axsix wrote
That’s the crux of it.
jordantask t1_j29imyf wrote
He would have, but we just can’t stand the suspension.
PatKF t1_j28nsmu wrote
Because WWJD.
andywalker76 t1_j28pkum wrote
Jesus Christ arrives at an Inn in Jerusalem. He hands to Inn keeper 4 nails and says "can you put me up for the night.........".
Talon6230 t1_j2a8nur wrote
I will see you all after my excommunication xD
Immortal-one t1_j2e7cfa wrote
Or at least suspended to a cross by nailing their hands and feet to it
seavisionburma t1_j28ju97 wrote
Tree?
McHotsauceGhandi t1_j29s8zj wrote
It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.
Roku-Hanmar t1_j29bkcs wrote
Oh no, not again
zhard01 t1_j2b8vpc wrote
Is that a Hitchhiker’s reference?
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