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TooShiftyForYou t1_j2f1om4 wrote

The other day I showed my daughter my brand new first tattoo.

She said, "Well that was an interesting decision, what is it?"

I told her, "It's my coffee thermos, from work."

"Really?" she asked, leaning in closer to examine. "The lines are OK, I guess..."

I promptly swatted her hand away, "Hey now, don't touch the thermos tat."

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justahominid t1_j2duvi4 wrote

To not do so would be ink-onsiderate

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froggiboi68 t1_j2ea7rs wrote

r/therealjoke

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mythicme t1_j2feh19 wrote

Outside of the joke, this honestly sounds like fun.

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Krystalinhell t1_j2fjefo wrote

My kids like to color in my fading tattoo on my back. I wish I had taken better care of it when I got it.

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Visible-Pie-3225 t1_j2fqcdv wrote

How does anyone take care of a tattoo on the back? Or was that supposed to be a joke? Asking seriously..🤔

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Krystalinhell t1_j2fwm6h wrote

Ask someone else to apply whatever your tattoo artist tells you to put on it when you get it. In my case, he said to use a&d but I didn’t use anything on it and it looks really bad now.

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CookiePush t1_j2duurl wrote

You should be drawn, not quartered

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Qforz t1_j2emk0x wrote

That really paints a bad picture of your relationship

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