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CookiePush t1_j2duurl wrote

You should be drawn, not quartered

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Qforz t1_j2emk0x wrote

That really paints a bad picture of your relationship

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TooShiftyForYou t1_j2f1om4 wrote

The other day I showed my daughter my brand new first tattoo.

She said, "Well that was an interesting decision, what is it?"

I told her, "It's my coffee thermos, from work."

"Really?" she asked, leaning in closer to examine. "The lines are OK, I guess..."

I promptly swatted her hand away, "Hey now, don't touch the thermos tat."

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crayon_onthewall t1_j2f64sm wrote

A shoulder to crayon is ink-creditable. It can really be cath-art-ic.

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mythicme t1_j2feh19 wrote

Outside of the joke, this honestly sounds like fun.

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