What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? Submitted by thegrateman t3_zu7gue on December 24, 2022 at 10:47 AM in Jokes One is all pork and turkey. The other is all talk and perky. 11 comments 21
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j1hilr4 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:40 AM One has a wishbone, and the other is something you wish you could bone. Permalink 21
original_username_79 t1_j1koi3w wrote on December 25, 2022 at 3:35 AM What do they have in common? Some people fight over the legs, others fight over the breasts. Permalink 2
TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hf51w wrote on December 24, 2022 at 10:51 AM Um.... Permalink 1 thegrateman OP t1_j1hfv7l wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:02 AM Sorry. I just made it up serving Christmas Eve dinner. I thought original jokes were appreciated here. Thanks for the downvote (making sure no one probably sees this). Permalink Parent −4− cell689 t1_j1hggdi wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:10 AM I was gonna up vote, but what's with the whiny attitude? After reading the joke, I expected you to be an adult. Permalink Parent 7 thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:12 AM I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney. Permalink Parent −3− TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas. Permalink Parent 5 UnconfirmedRooster t1_j1hg6q5 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:06 AM I enjoyed it Permalink Parent 3
thegrateman OP t1_j1hfv7l wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:02 AM Sorry. I just made it up serving Christmas Eve dinner. I thought original jokes were appreciated here. Thanks for the downvote (making sure no one probably sees this). Permalink Parent −4− cell689 t1_j1hggdi wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:10 AM I was gonna up vote, but what's with the whiny attitude? After reading the joke, I expected you to be an adult. Permalink Parent 7 thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:12 AM I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney. Permalink Parent −3− TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas. Permalink Parent 5 UnconfirmedRooster t1_j1hg6q5 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:06 AM I enjoyed it Permalink Parent 3
cell689 t1_j1hggdi wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:10 AM I was gonna up vote, but what's with the whiny attitude? After reading the joke, I expected you to be an adult. Permalink Parent 7 thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:12 AM I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney. Permalink Parent −3− TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas. Permalink Parent 5
thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:12 AM I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney. Permalink Parent −3− TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas. Permalink Parent 5
TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas. Permalink Parent 5
AirbagOff t1_j1hho3f wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:27 AM At Christmas dinner, you couldn’t pay me to talk to your racist QAnon uncle. At Hooters, the servers are, in fact, paid to talk to (and flirt with) that same racist QAnon uncle. Permalink 1 thegrateman OP t1_j1hhrag wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:29 AM Nice Permalink Parent 1
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j1hilr4 wrote
One has a wishbone, and the other is something you wish you could bone.