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AE_WILLIAMS t1_j1hilr4 wrote

One has a wishbone, and the other is something you wish you could bone.

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original_username_79 t1_j1koi3w wrote

What do they have in common?

Some people fight over the legs, others fight over the breasts.

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TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hf51w wrote

Um....

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thegrateman OP t1_j1hfv7l wrote

Sorry. I just made it up serving Christmas Eve dinner. I thought original jokes were appreciated here. Thanks for the downvote (making sure no one probably sees this).

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cell689 t1_j1hggdi wrote

I was gonna up vote, but what's with the whiny attitude? After reading the joke, I expected you to be an adult.

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thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote

I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney.

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TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote

A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas.

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AirbagOff t1_j1hho3f wrote

At Christmas dinner, you couldn’t pay me to talk to your racist QAnon uncle.

At Hooters, the servers are, in fact, paid to talk to (and flirt with) that same racist QAnon uncle.

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