Submitted by Atalkingpizzabox t3_zxkcwm in Jokes
...my wife and my ex-wife.
Comments
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j21611b wrote
There great aren’t they, love ya girls. 😘
Harry_Cat- t1_j234azo wrote
Their*
I’m just kidding, they’re*
[deleted] t1_j23gexh wrote
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Atalkingpizzabox OP t1_j20r818 wrote
what's also funny is that I was going to post this on darkjokes but accidently came here
JRychley t1_j20vq70 wrote
Seems like you've accidentally came more than once... buh dum tisss
[deleted] t1_j22ewq7 wrote
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seemeewhut t1_j22zj38 wrote
I laso choose this guy's wives
BEAT-THE-RICH t1_j22cino wrote
I'm having sex with them both right now
humperty t1_j20yhv0 wrote
Keep it up, you could become a President.
shoefase t1_j211j2k wrote
Someone called me a "mother fucker" the other day and I said "yes I have kids."
pat700 t1_j20sacq wrote
And your wife's sister
Waitsfornoone t1_j21f2w5 wrote
... and all the sister wives.
peliteanddelight t1_j20qsqi wrote
I thought this was supposed to be on r/confessions at first
Paulypockets57 t1_j20rjup wrote
Family pet included?
pirrozhenka t1_j20w80s wrote
Sure. Aquarium fish also
dropbear_hunter t1_j20skp1 wrote
Wtf?
PurpleNoodle9 t1_j21k6n7 wrote
Before or after you married them?
IEatCatz4Fun t1_j2121da wrote
Always digging up the past are we.
StraightEdgeJR t1_j21mat5 wrote
would you kiss a cousin?
ztreHdrahciR t1_j20ux4p wrote
At the same time?
Waitsfornoone t1_j21f6tm wrote
If he is brave .... and man enough.
TheBlackArrows t1_j22g5qt wrote
WOMP WOMP
Look_Specific t1_j22geex wrote
Boring, to be on Jerry Springer show needs it needs to be your ex-wife that is also your auntie, cousin and step daughter, and slept with you brother, who was your ex mother-in-law.
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j22jjir wrote
How does shit like this get up voted?
campbell069 t1_j22sen3 wrote
Nice to meet you uncle dad
Insumeria t1_j22vdst wrote
Uncle Jerry?
Specific_Tap7296 t1_j2375jv wrote
Step mum stuff?
Bluedino_1989 t1_j23dtzy wrote
Boo
Asheleyinl2 t1_j23tgwj wrote
Don't forget about the time you stretched out your mom.
Icy_Scratch7822 t1_j237jzl wrote
I saw the headline on the main page got excited that I finally found a group of like minded. And it's just more family-love hate group instead.
mr_lops t1_j20uv2z wrote
Wouldn’t the child call you dad and aunt
phadrus56 t1_j20r1pm wrote
Funny, I had sex with them also.