Submitted by RibaldPancake t3_zqr3iq in Jokes
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"Sure -- let me know!", I replied.
He said, "Eat two raw onions every day."
"How could that possibly be a secret?"
Comments
ole_shanksies t1_j117j22 wrote
Yup, you’re exactly right. Because of the antioxidants.
x1-unix t1_j0zd7gu wrote
Didn't get it
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zdbcm wrote
If you eat two raw onions every day, it won't be a secret to anyone...
snuzet t1_j0zhat5 wrote
Still not funny at all sorry
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zio8p wrote
Meh, can’t hit them all out of the park…
meskigski t1_j0zwnr3 wrote
Loved it
NinjaNitti t1_j0zuu4p wrote
Why not? If you are the only one that knows? Still don’t get it…is it because if the gas? Bad breath? What? 😂
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zvvp4 wrote
Yes, onion breath!
NinjaNitti t1_j0zx38y wrote
Ok, got it, still not laughing. Sorry 😁
LordWeirdDude t1_j0zckdq wrote
At first I didn't get it.
LordWeirdDude t1_j0zckvw wrote
And then I did.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zcqtq wrote
You definitely know when you get it...
V-Ropes t1_j0zijpy wrote
Idk I felt nothing before and after getting it.
Boot_Effective t1_j1398yx wrote
I'm told clenching helps.
vashah02 t1_j0zi9f3 wrote
Please elaborate
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zirx4 wrote
If you eat two raw onions every day it won’t be a secret to anybody.
andyj2004 t1_j0zekua wrote
Oh I get it now