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befouledXxy t1_j29ri7z wrote

Jesus died for your sins!!! So you make sure you sin, otherwise Jesus died for nothing..

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leonscum t1_j2a5ojp wrote

I asked my priest once if they stoned both men and he said, "No, just the one on top". I asked, "Why didn't they stone the other man"? He said, "Because he was a priest".

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meniallyactivate33 t1_j29seix wrote

‟Woah man! Hey! Do you’ve... protection?”

‟Oh yeah almost forgot. Alright here, get this joint blazin”

‟Whew... That was close man. Did not want to go about risking eternal damnation and all”

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Finiasi t1_j29t365 wrote

Thats the old testament my dude

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