I’m very sad but it is a huge weight off my shoulders.
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heyitsthatlizard t1_j1yu93g wrote
You should have fed Polly unsaturated fats.
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j1yzd4b wrote
He's not dead, he's just resting.
ArcaneGadget t1_j1yzqja wrote
Pining for the fjords...
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j1z02w9 wrote
And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks!
(Thanks, I second guessed myself)
Waitsfornoone t1_j1zb5y8 wrote
Well, at least rest assured your parrot is now in parrotdies.
Teddy_Icewater t1_j1zgsu9 wrote
Polly wanted too many crackers.
Pixearity t1_j1zkwuo wrote
Karma train is coming
Pixearity t1_j1zkxc4 wrote
Here is upvote for you
Pixearity t1_j1zkxir wrote
So kind of you
_dantastic t1_j1zlfmb wrote
Lol. Thanks. Folks obviously gave me the bird for that comment.
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j1zn4yv wrote
In a world where you can be anything, be kind.
Hack8081 t1_j1zoqys wrote
Sorry for your loss. 😉
Funky_Dancing_Gnome t1_j1zqst2 wrote
I do not understand why :/
_dantastic t1_j1zre5v wrote
Birds of a feather flock together.
Funky_Dancing_Gnome t1_j1zrs6k wrote
I suppose yeah.
durrr228 t1_j1zyphe wrote
LOL
Kaivosukeltaja t1_j200xmn wrote
This is an ex-XL parrot!
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j201s8d wrote
HELLO POLLY! POLLY WANT A CRACKER!
There, he moved!
No he didn't! You nudged him !
Tiny_Flan3896 t1_j20h8ly wrote
Gone and joined the choir invisible
GuestStarr t1_j20qsal wrote
Yeah, me too. I'm so sorry for their big loss.
akevelfan t1_j20tzrk wrote
Roly Poly wants a cracker
itssami_sb t1_j20x8hb wrote
He’s expired
[deleted] t1_j211r4b wrote
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LeaderEnvironmental5 t1_j218t9s wrote
Are you sure it's dead? Maybe it's just pining for the fjords.
itssami_sb t1_j21exvz wrote
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AnonPotatoPoster t1_j21gnla wrote
SHADDUP! SHADDUP YOU BLOODY VIKINGS!
On a side note, I DONT LIKE SPAM
DruFastDruFurious t1_j21isjn wrote
What happened to all the pizzas? The paracetamol
skinydan t1_j21n5t0 wrote
Lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue
sprumpo t1_j21pdun wrote
I read the title and thought it was a serious post on like an animal advice subreddit that's way funnier
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j21xir9 wrote
Goddammit. You get an upvote for that
Status-Pomegranate48 t1_j21zwc2 wrote
Not obese!!! BODY POSITIVE!!! Lol
brownskorpio t1_j2256en wrote
Was it labeled as covid
Party-Affect-9648 t1_j22obvr wrote
His last words where "Polly want's a cookie"
ZombieBondgage69420 t1_j23dodf wrote
Cook it, it should be meaty
PiisAWheeL t1_j25v2vh wrote
Right and here I was just gonna say something about Canadian healthcare. This is better.
Ewetootwo t1_j26d05g wrote
That’s because he stuffed himself with Jenny Craig food while watching Kirstie Allie commercials .
Awk, Jenny you suck, Jenny you suck.
Cheers
_dantastic t1_j1yqxgz wrote
And your cockatoo.