Submitted by Buddy2269 t3_zy70zy in Jokes

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary.

However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned

if you drink too much of it, it's likely Tequilya.

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decoparts t1_j24430m wrote

I tried to quit drinking, but I couldn't beer it.

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qfhudrtvbp t1_j24cqbz wrote

After last night I'm not drinking anymore.....I'm not drinking any less either.

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Alpha_Helix620 t1_j2ao8no wrote

Well I stopped drinking for good. Now I'm drinking for evil.

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prodda66 t1_j266ka6 wrote

Tequila won't fix all your problems in life, but it's worth a shot!

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kaiwulf t1_j26cqp8 wrote

Tried to get a handle on my drinking problem but still ended up coming home with three

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