Submitted by iknowthisischeesy t3_zzzi8b in Jokes
You don't want to hold on to previous year's shit.
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wildadragon t1_j2eiwwh wrote
If you start your poop at 11:59PM it'll be same shit different year.
mdg1775 t1_j2ejklg wrote
I never take old sh!t into a new year!
iknowthisischeesy OP t1_j2ejn7a wrote
Diarrhea on 31st. Hell yeah!!
mpwalters t1_j2el2v3 wrote
I'm on Reddit. What do you think I'm doing?
Altruistic-Rip4364 t1_j2el73s wrote
No matter how hard you try, you take some shit with you
iknowthisischeesy OP t1_j2elb12 wrote
iknowthisischeesy OP t1_j2elffi wrote
Looking at porn?
mpwalters t1_j2elmpr wrote
I save that for after. Sort of a prize for a job done well.
StiffLittleFever t1_j2emwgs wrote
DukeOfDrywall t1_j2epjl4 wrote
Beat me to it
Temporary-Blood9937 t1_j2evh1v wrote
Or shit while it turns midnight. Same shit different day
[deleted] t1_j2f863t wrote
Waitsfornoone t1_j2fpgwy wrote
Another NYE enema?
[deleted] t1_j2fwse0 wrote
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BBQDinosaurChops t1_j2eic3c wrote
LOL