Mayo neighs.
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slayalldayyyy t1_j1vdld3 wrote
My dad does taxes for a living and I cannot WAIT to tell him this one
tptasev t1_j1zwmyi wrote
He deserves a laugh, with a taxing job like that.
slayalldayyyy t1_j20i22f wrote
Lol gonna use this one too. Man I’ve been slackin
musicbufff t1_j1vbdzv wrote
After hearing your dad's joke IRS. I Really Salty
iderta t1_j1vb17u wrote
hell man...
Big-End-9824 t1_j1vvlie wrote
A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says:@“why the long face”? Horse replies:” because this is a weatherspoons”.
RutCry t1_j1wamox wrote
Not being from the U.K.: totally bewildered.
viomoo t1_j1ww82y wrote
Weatherspoons is a chain of ‘bars’ that are pretty cheap, but no music etc. closest thing in the US would be Chili’s maybe? Somewhere people meet for cheap drinks and food, but not really a ‘bar’.
CedarMirror t1_j1x2bhx wrote
Oh, and he has a long face because it’s a disappointing bar?
viomoo t1_j1x2hfl wrote
Yeah pretty much. Not to bash weatherspoons but it can be a pretty depressing place! Cheap alcohol attracts ‘regulars’.
CedarMirror t1_j1x2mfz wrote
If it’s sorta like chilis it’s wildly disappointing until you get a few drinks in
rublehousen t1_j1zvq1z wrote
And didn’t the owner fuck his low paid staff over during covid/furlough?
spyderdyne t1_j1y48iz wrote
No, because he's a horse...
vartha OP t1_j1y9wqc wrote
The following is my conversation with ChatGPT about your comment:
Me: Explain why the following joke may be considered funny: A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says:@“why the long face”? Horse replies:” because this is a weatherspoons”.
ChatGPT: The joke "A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says: 'why the long face'? Horse replies: 'because this is a Weatherspoons'" is a play on words that relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face," which means to look sad or unhappy. The joke also references the British pub chain Weatherspoons, which is known for offering cheap drinks and food.
The joke is funny because it combines the unexpected image of a horse walking into a bar with the humorous play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.
Me: Do horses have long faces?
ChatGPT: Horses do have long faces, but this is not the reason the horse in the joke has a long face. The phrase "to have a long face" is an expression that means to look sad or unhappy. In the joke, the horse's long face is being used as a play on words, implying that the horse is unhappy because it is in a Weatherspoons pub. This is intended to be humorous because it combines the unexpected image of a horse in a bar with the play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.
Me: Do you think that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad also constitutes a pun and thus contributes to the joke?
ChatGPT: It is possible that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad could be considered a pun and contribute to the humor of a joke. A pun is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. In this case, the phrase "to have a long face" has two meanings: it can refer to someone's facial appearance, as in the case of someone who has a naturally long face, or it can refer to someone's emotional state, as in the case of someone who looks sad or unhappy.
If someone with a long face anatomically were to be asked if they have a long face because they are sad, the question could be interpreted as a pun because it plays on the multiple meanings of the phrase "to have a long face." This could contribute to the humor of a joke by adding an element of word play and unexpected interpretation of the phrase. However, it is important to note that humor is subjective and what one person finds funny may not be the same for another person.
theoriginalstarwars t1_j1wp17o wrote
If i had a racehorse it sounds be named "Myface". Just so I can hear random people in the crowd yelling "Come on Myface".
Adamusik t1_j1v9o8i wrote
Sounds saucy
Livalac t1_j1vabzt wrote
This joke does not cut the mustard.
Romthirty t1_j1vagxv wrote
Quit horsing around.
[deleted] t1_j1w1qap wrote
He'll just ride it..
sujaysukumar t1_j1z5ea6 wrote
The title had me saddled up for more
Spy_Mouse t1_j1vtexq wrote
Dang this joke is too fast for me. I don't think I can catch up.
Ok_Faithlessness9757 t1_j1wfs59 wrote
Aka toast?
Imaginary-Air27 t1_j1xqg7g wrote
Your joke made me giggle, good job
musicbufff t1_j1vb32a wrote
You forgot to mention his brother Bucks, who is out to stud...
Bucks fucks
Carteeg_Struve t1_j1vejno wrote
Not good at racing. He’s always is trying to ketchup. Hopefully someday he’ll relish a victory.
bosozokulove t1_j1vf0x5 wrote
The horse's name was friday
remarkablemayonaise t1_j1vlvhj wrote
vartha OP t1_j1vvw3b wrote
Thank you, much appreciated! This is the exact amount I needed so I can file my retirement tomorrow.
remarkablemayonaise t1_j1vxvwd wrote
Make sure you spread it! u/mayo_tipbot 69
Squidhunter71 t1_j1w2mw7 wrote
I have a horse named radish
bensbrackets t1_j1whoj1 wrote
ON AN ESCALATOR
shuckster t1_j1wu6z8 wrote
GOING UP FAST GONNA SEE YA LATER
Truffle_worm3847 t1_j1wx1n6 wrote
r/Angryupvote
kurdt67 t1_j1x3cfd wrote
But does he live on a ranch?
vartha OP t1_j1ycb4i wrote
I wouldn't call underground coal mining a ranch.
mnewe t1_j1xg6fn wrote
I think y’all are beating a dead horse
skinydan t1_j1xirvr wrote
I bet he likes to wander all over your spread
Mayonnaise_Ablaze t1_j1wdvjz wrote
I caught Mayo on fire, Mayo neighs ablaze
KidKilobyte t1_j1x77l5 wrote
I feel this needs just a little bit more. How about…
One of the horses in Young Frankenstein was named Mayo and when anyone said Frau Blucher Mayo neighs
khrmfb28 t1_j1xrzmi wrote
Yeah... horses do that....
Angoron1 t1_j1zj76i wrote
r/dadjokes
[deleted] t1_j22i5q8 wrote
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TheBlackArrows t1_j1xqlx6 wrote
Definitely more of r/puns
vincentmolin t1_j1v9l3u wrote
Reminds me of one of my fathers favorites.
A man named his dog tax. Every time he opened the door….in come tax.