This was originally a blonde joke, but maybe that's too offensive nowadays

What joke?

Yes a classic. How to kill a dumb blonde: scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

They did this old joke as a scene in House. I love House but it had a lot of really lame writing moments and that was the worst one to me.

Patient: Doctor, every time I raise my arm like this my shoulder hurts.

Dr. Abercrombie: Then you're a blasted fool to raise it like that.

I like the trend of turning the trope on its head. Like the one about the blonde who takes out a loan with her car as collateral in order to get economical parking.

There's also

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them"

That’s in hobbit or lotr I think

Kid named finger:

This was a scene in House

What is House?

A tv show starring Hugh Laurie.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0wVlHt1xJ-I?feature=share

Wrong situation

Finger = kinder

It's not new that blondes being mocked by blonde jokes that affect their lives find them offensive.

I'm 61 and I remember the joke from childhood. It did not originate with House.

Waaaaa let's be miserable and offended by everything, get a grip please

Hey, snowflake, no need to pretend that everything is offensive, take your own advice and get a grip on yourself.