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MisterBilau t1_j29cn0r wrote

r/antijokes

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JamesLeBond OP t1_j29d23a wrote

DAMN! There's an antijokes reddit!!

Found my new home...

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FoundOnTheRoadDead t1_j2a4g8n wrote

With any luck you’ll repost it there so the “punchline” doesn’t get deleted….

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JamesLeBond OP t1_j2a53db wrote

Done. This epic joke shall now be preserved in history.

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Ok_Concert3257 t1_j28qzr0 wrote

What

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Yogurtvalue5735 t1_j29287w wrote

whats up with the pussies in this sub. you got down voted for saying what lmao

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JamesLeBond OP t1_j29ctkx wrote

I know. He's got a point too! It was an anti-joke I heard recently from a friend and I had a fair inkling it would not be received as funny as I found it. I have really weird sarcastic humour too, I was also the only one that laughed at this when he told it!

I think this "joke" goes down better after about 5 or 6 "proper" jokes are told, and in person with a deadpan face.

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RutCry t1_j29761f wrote

“We have only to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down.”

He did Nazi very far into the future.

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bestofwhatsleft t1_j28vqre wrote

What did Dutch say before his men got to the helicopter?

Get to da choppa!

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___Rexer___ t1_j28w6bc wrote

More like: Steigt in eure Panzer, ihr jämmerlichen Söhne einer Hure.

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dankskunk69 t1_j28tkbm wrote

Well he probably said it in German tho

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JamesLeBond OP t1_j28voqk wrote

He probably did. I don't speak German. So maybe that's not even what he said.

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QueasyGnome t1_j28t1ja wrote

Too esoteric. Can't figure out what it means.

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JamesLeBond OP t1_j28vc8j wrote

Today I learnt a new word. Esoteric.

It's an anti-joke, don't waste too much time trying to figure it out!

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