Submitted by drsameagle t3_zmm8vi in Jokes
"OK, look, here's how it's going to go. I can only grant three wishes, so one of you will get two and the other will only get one. And since you're already men of power and means, you have to choose wishes that will serve your constituents."
Abbott immediately screams that he wants the two wishes. Biden silently nods in agreement. "Very well, what is your first wish?"
"I want to build a wall around Texas. A giant, 20-foot tall wall all the way around Texas so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out."
Biden starts to snicker under his breath. "It is as you wish," the genie says. "What is your second wish?"
"I want to move every single God-fearing conservative patriot into Texas, and I want every single leftist, liberal, commie pinko out of Texas. And I mean it, anyone who has ever voted Democrat, I want them out!"
Biden starts laughing. "It is as you wish," the genie says. "Now, Mr Biden, what is your wish?"
Biden can hardly contain himself. "I want you to dump 20 feet of water on Texas."