minemaster3651 t1_j6fknwl wrote
I hate this joke so much bcus my brain just went "hmm, what would that feel like?". And now my dick hurts.
ArcherA87 t1_j6hgf1a wrote
You've never twisted your flaccid dick in a moment of pantsless boredom?
Infinitelyodiforous t1_j6hmtk9 wrote
Pantsless Boredom is my new band name. Dibs
mrcoonut t1_j6ihmhp wrote
Pantsless boredom. Title of your sex tape
_Sur22_ t1_j6j4ix1 wrote
Pantsless boredom. A sex-shop
Either_Reality_9485 t1_j6jf9hz wrote
I'm still chuckling at this comment. Love it. Wish I'd thought of that before we called ourselves "The Establishment."
traker998 t1_j6jyeb7 wrote
No. No. I have not.
Fire_AIone1 t1_j6l0kux wrote
No, I just start groping
zen-shen t1_j6h8hvj wrote
Try the helicopter.
[deleted] t1_j6hwpwz wrote
Too small, turned into the light switch
FavelTramous t1_j6i0ewi wrote
AgreeToSomeonesTerms t1_j6jk7ig wrote
damn, mine turned on the light switch
[deleted] t1_j6jkcjx wrote
I’d have to stand on a step ladder and thrust to turn on the light switch with mine…
Professional-Pay-888 t1_j6g7p6b wrote
I thought it was only me
fishebake t1_j6hyxs5 wrote
I don’t even have a dick and my dick hurts
gins86fhp t1_j6hg54l wrote
r/CursedComments
ShoddyWin794 t1_j6hjppo wrote
The ol' dick twist
MajorLobon69 t1_j6hupdv wrote
This made me laugh WAY more than the joke and way more than it should of
tatteredshoetassel t1_j6jcut5 wrote
What's dickhert?
Doom_and_glooms t1_j6jv8ka wrote
Huh. Well you learn something new everyday
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