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Frangiblepani t1_j5cbh4e wrote

It's not a donkey, it's a pony, so it shows how much you were listening!

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striped_frog t1_j5cbjhk wrote

And if that grave gets disturbed for whatever reason, you’ll have to tear it a new asshole

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justmoreredditors t1_j5cmyfu wrote

My meanest donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave.

I put one asshole in the other.

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Vast_Cricket t1_j5com4a wrote

My coworker, a city dweller raised a cow. The cow died. He call animal control they said that was his problem. After numerous calls a glue factory will give 50 bucks if he would deliver it to the factory. He asked how do you transport it? He pulled the tail got it on the truck and delivered it.

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devious_cruising t1_j5cugu9 wrote

Joke not funny. But I did like the film Banshees of Inshirin. And I loved the donkey and felt for him.

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GenesisWorlds t1_j5dt5jl wrote

I was told stabbing a Donkey is easy.

Turns out, it's quite the pain in the Ass.

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NZ-ReaperZ t1_j5e1g9h wrote

Best joke I've read on here in a while

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bay_lamb t1_j5ecgnq wrote

my sister just started a new job and a coworker came up to her and said he wanted to get in her pants and she said i've already got one asshole in here why would i want another.

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Ewetootwo t1_j5ei0b2 wrote

Unfortunately you didn’t dig the hole deep enough and a predator dug him up and ate him. There is a famous book written about the two of them: Donkey Coyote by Manual Sir Panties.

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