Long, Sorry...

Ok... Each Sibling/Cousin must be read in accent of Appalachian, Bayou, Catskill, Desert Hermit, Everglade, From Somewhere you are not, hair lip, barely understood Walmart voice...

3 sibling/cousins are laid off from factory jobs. So they decide to apply at new construction jobs building next level Walmart.

First sibling/cousin tells hiring manager that he use to operate a large sewing machine putting small parts on large parts for 15 years. HM is impressed and offers him $15 hr. Whooweee that's awesome says 1st sib/cuz...

2nd sib/cuz goes in and tells HM that he used to make sure all the parts were sewn in the right place for almost 17 yrs. Oh you worked Quality Control, we'll start you at $16.50 hr... Hot Diggity that's Great says 2nd sib/cuz...

3rd sib/cuz with a Really heavy accent tells HM that he was a diesel fitter for 19yrs. HM was ecstatic, we need you on this construction site, We'll start you at $30 hr... Jesus on a Donkey!!!, yes Sir I'll take it....

Well the three siblings/cousins were talking about the new jobs and the First 2 became very upset about the pay difference.

So they storm back in to see the HM.. Why does he get $30 hr., When our jobs were more important to making the products??

What do you mean, he works with heavy equipment on the engines....

No, no, no they say... I sew the ribbons and tags on. Points at #2, He makes sure all tags are in place and #3 puts the panties on his head and yells Diesel Fit her!!!