sevakmaheshr t1_j4d844j wrote
i don't get this: "god tastes like cardboard" !!??
JohnLef t1_j4da4am wrote
"Body of Christ", tasteless wafer.
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Mister_Man t1_j4eefyb wrote
If we don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing!
JohnLef t1_j4e38oe wrote
Praise sin, we have that thanks to God.
milkriver70 t1_j4dawir wrote
Now that's funny!
milkriver70 t1_j4danpw wrote
During a catholic mass, there is a ritual where all attendees take a sip of wine and eat a small, tasteless wafer, the wine is symbolic of the blood of Christ and the wafer is his flesh. The wafer is kinda cardboardy. Nothing weird here lol
TommyBoy825 t1_j4dvqom wrote
The wine and wafer are not symbols. They are the blood and body of Christ. It is the miracle of transubstantiation.
GrizzlyHerder t1_j4e5028 wrote
a close relative of cannibalism ????
milkriver70 t1_j4hhuvc wrote
Nonsense.
Yuukiko_ t1_j4dv4s9 wrote
soooo ritual cannibalism?
milkriver70 t1_j4dvxbe wrote
Well, no. Nobody's actually eating anyone. It's just a tiny little cracker.
foxtrotgd t1_j4emavi wrote
Pussy's y'all too scared to actually eat Jesus, lmao.
DieFlavourMouse t1_j4esvmq wrote
It'd be a bit gamey after this much time.
HarEmiya t1_j4f6hco wrote
By Catholic doctrine, it is not symbolism. The Eucharist offering literally becomes his body and blood through Transubstantiation.
So yes, cannibalism in their eyes.
milkriver70 t1_j4hg7v1 wrote
By catholic doctrine? Well, by my doctrine, it's utter bollocks. You're saying that wafers magically turn into holy human meat once eaten. Yeah, nah.
HarEmiya t1_j4hr8zp wrote
Sorry not just doctrine, it is catholic dogma. Established as doctrine by the Fourth Council of the Lateran in 1215, and in 1551 the Council of Trent declared it dogma. It is essential to the faith, but you don't have to be a catholic.
milkriver70 t1_j4i5tc5 wrote
I'm not sure why you're telling me any of this? I'm not in the slightest bit interested.
HarEmiya t1_j4k1amo wrote
I'm just explaining that, to catholics, yes it is cannibalism.
4dwarf t1_j4f6yg4 wrote
Tom Lehrer's Vatican Rag for you.
milkriver70 t1_j4hh1ju wrote
That was awesome :) cheers. I love Tom Lehrer too.
SpareMind t1_j4ufb9g wrote
I thought cannibalism is banned??
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foxtrotgd t1_j4emd9t wrote
Jesus Christ: nails the competition!!
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