Submitted by Satanic_soup_dragon t3_10l86s8 in Jokes
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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jetty_junkie t1_j5v9dd0 wrote
Then there’s the dreaded avian-swine flu
They will need to come up with a vaccine when pigs fly
Shibbledibbler t1_j5zi4hf wrote
The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
Guitbocks t1_j5woyfz wrote
Monkey pox, avian flu, swine flu, the black plague, aids, TB, ever notice how much we like to blame animals for things.
ScorpioJack_A138 t1_j5xa6sf wrote
The downside of sedentism and domestication.
Guitbocks t1_j5xogqt wrote
Valid. Where’s the humour though? Nudge,nudge, wink,wink.
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Waitsfornoone t1_j5vnwcg wrote
Pope Francis was just diagnosed with the bird flu.
It is thought he got it from one of the cardinals.