Submitted by whistleridge t3_107uoth in Jokes

…but before you can hear it you need to complete Form P-994731XT, in triplicate, then have it notarized, then file it with the Department of Jokes, who will review it within 120 days, and if it is approved they’ll issue you a Form 771F, which, when filed with the IRS authorizes you to receive an appropriate tax status for said joke, after which upon completion of Form 11 and re-submission to the Department of Jokes you are eligible to enter the Joke Receipt Pool, after which you should receive your joke in 18-24 months.

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Zadok47 t1_j3ojsft wrote

In what languages will the joke be available?

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SnooSprouts2357 t1_j3on6w8 wrote

Nah, we both just need to apply as joke contractors, (application BZ26-9J) submit to a life scan, pay our hundred dollars, and wait a month. Then we will be cleared to share the joke with each other and any one else on our clearance level, as long as we fill out for NTK42-5.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j3oref5 wrote

Just stamp my form and a Ben Franklin will be warming up your pocket.

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ashibm t1_j3t24d7 wrote

Or you can cut the crap and just repost it on r/jokes…

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