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Papercanspeak t1_j688rbq wrote

Why do people need to announce this? Do you think people here will try to change your mind. Dude nobody cares.

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mcburgs t1_j688rgg wrote

This isn't an airport and you're not an airplane.

You don't need to announce your departure. There's not one person who cares.

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iron_vet t1_j689eo7 wrote

Why did krackajax88 cross the road?

To leave this sub!

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murdmart t1_j68ete5 wrote

Replying to mcburgs (#1,551,189)

I worked in airport for 10 years. I would have loved to hear following announcement:

"The Krackajax Air flight 88 will be leaving to Away immediately. In case if anyone cares. Nobody? Oh well, carry on then...."

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nosomthin t1_j68iafv wrote

Oh no! Please don't leave! We'll write better jokes, I promise.

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darfka t1_j68pwn0 wrote

And what are your contributions to this sub exactly?

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Henri_Dupont t1_j68t2fx wrote

Leaving this sub.

I'm leaving a hot ham and cheese with extra bacon and a pickle on the side.

There, I fixed it for ya.

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[deleted] OP t1_j68ucxj wrote

Replying to wolfman86 (#1,554,871)

I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot. Can you believe that? I was going to fucking eat that later but now it'll just taste like carrots!

This is a quality joke.

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DSDantas t1_j690pyj wrote

Dude, you say

Jokes are shite.

No one cares, I'll stay,

You can leave, everything is fine.

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Bear792 t1_j695l02 wrote

Funny thing now, is that this is turning into a karma post.

But not for op.

That’s a funny joke.

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Oudeis16 t1_j697pk6 wrote

The only reason I don't mute it is so that I can see it scroll past sometimes in my feed and feel better about myself. Hey at least I can tell an actual joke.

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edible_COW t1_j69d7yf wrote

The joke is OP thinks we give a shit

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