Submitted by drsameagle t3_10jocid in Jokes
His wife looks after him, and as he continues to worsen, she asks him if there's anything she can get to help.
"Yes, go get a priest."
"A priest? But we're Jewish!"
"What, I should get the Rabbi sick too?"
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[deleted] t1_j5mkc1h wrote
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SwordDude3000 t1_j5n5asw wrote
…..…..…wat
Medical-Sentence7518 t1_j5ni59e wrote
The joke is good, but it would also have worked the other way round (sick christian, get the rabbi, get the imam) - this way it would have sounded a bit less racist
Broozeg34 t1_j5o5xll wrote
As a jew, I find this funny
Lazaruzo t1_j5ortn3 wrote
Ahahahahahah
Lazaruzo t1_j5orwdp wrote
As a talking basketball I also find this funny
Em1lB t1_j5p0vcl wrote
g4gnr4d t1_j5pwd9r wrote
As a head without a body, I envy the dead.
Lazaruzo t1_j5qaef6 wrote
Sorry to hear that George.
Vt420KeyboardError4 t1_j5qgwup wrote
What did he say?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5qor26 wrote
I always heard this as « Get a priest! I want to convert! »
« « But darling, you’ve been an observant Jew all of your life! »
« I know, but better one of them should die than one of us. »
DooleyMTV t1_j5lyuj3 wrote
hee