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furiousfurret t1_j5verad wrote

Reminds me of the time I itch a ride with a truck Driver. He had a small monkey and said " watch this" and he slapped the chimp behind the head and it started to give him a blowjob. He then ask me if I wanted to try it. I said ok but dont slap me too hard.

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Steenies t1_j5xojzw wrote

I thought this joke may be better than ops but I must inform you that chimps are not monkeys. It saddens me to see them referred as such and it is my mission in life to inform all of this important fact.

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zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote

BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?

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KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote

From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.

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[deleted] t1_j5yxdmq wrote

Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image

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jjbugman2468 t1_j5zou8n wrote

Ah I heard this one but with Putin, a whore, and Trump lol

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