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Steenies t1_j5xojzw wrote

Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I thought this joke may be better than ops but I must inform you that chimps are not monkeys. It saddens me to see them referred as such and it is my mission in life to inform all of this important fact.

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zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote

BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?

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KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote

From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.

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[deleted] t1_j5yxdmq wrote

Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image

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