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DevilsDadkc t1_j6f7tf5 wrote

This had a different ending when I heard it. The blonde asks the lawyer what is purple and has 8 legs and a horn on it's ass? The lawyer has no idea and hands her 500 dollars. The lawyer asks the blonde what IS purple with 8 legs and a horn on it's ass? The blonde hands him 5 dollars and goes back to sleep.

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hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6f805r wrote

I put a twist on the old joke

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alternative_drinks t1_j6fbcp1 wrote

and made it worse.

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hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6feg6g wrote

That’s just like your opinion, man

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Professional-Pay-888 t1_j6g37u6 wrote

I thought it was kinda funny

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hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6g3d3m wrote

Thanks! I’m the first to acknowledge I have a weird sense of humor sometimes

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KanaHemmo t1_j6gohrg wrote

It just doesn't really make sense, the blonde doesn't have to pay anything since she gave the lawyer five dollars already

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hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6goya7 wrote

lol I guess I didn’t pay close enough attention, when I cribbed the first part of the joke. Anyhow, it’s obvious to me this attempt sucked

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