Submitted by hoosyourdaddyo t3_10ojxcj in Jokes
The man asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
Bored, he persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The man, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, a huge fan of Lance Armstrong, answers quickly: “that’s easy, the Tour De France!”
Flustered the woman realizes that she’s never going to be left alone and she says. “Let’s cut to the chase. You want to have sex with me?”
He looks her up and down and replies “I’m sorry, but since I screw people for a living, it’s kind of lost it’s novelty.”
“You’re a porn star?”
“No, It’s much worse than that. I’m a copyright attorney.”
Edit: joke edited after feedback, I reserve the right to make further changes.
wellOverturn t1_j6f2ybr wrote
>He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress，no answer.
Is this joke from the 90s?
You mean，he uses the in-flight wifi to search Google.