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Sad-GrapefruitC-132 t1_j5v8mj4 wrote

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

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Frosti-Feet t1_j5ww6ga wrote

Someone stole my thesaurus today. Not only was I angry, I was angry and angry!

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thealarmist t1_j5xtqqd wrote

I asked my horse if they had stolen my thesaurus, Nope, they said

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