Submitted by Low-Airline-7588 t3_10l747g in Jokes
I don’t have the words to describe how I am feeling right now.
Comments
fourlegged t1_j5v071y wrote
I hope they got a good story out of it
OpeningKnowledge3205 t1_j5v0c45 wrote
Don't point it out. 😅
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5v0gk9 wrote
I hope they bag the guy who did it and book them.
(Edited!)
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5v0no2 wrote
I’ll be sure to bring my ‘A’ game next time.
General_Freed t1_j5v4far wrote
I'll send thesaurus after them!
missdui t1_j5v5b5f wrote
Yeah I think it's supposed to be that his dictionary or thesaurus got stolen...
fourlegged t1_j5v76rw wrote
Have some sympathy for the recently unemployed. He just got the sack.
Sad-GrapefruitC-132 t1_j5v8mj4 wrote
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
[deleted] t1_j5veanj wrote
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[deleted] t1_j5vlrxu wrote
A heckler on a SM thread, that’s funny.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5vn4au wrote
Check your phone - there are plenty of words in there.
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5wbtet wrote
When they bagged the guy, he had nothing to say anymore.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j5wcl8e wrote
Gary Delaney joke used on Mock the Week.
AlmiPopp t1_j5wml4w wrote
I feel like it should begin with "someone stole my dictionary today"
StrikingExcitement79 t1_j5wqnf1 wrote
Well, you certainly cant book them for doing it.
Frosti-Feet t1_j5ww6ga wrote
Someone stole my thesaurus today. Not only was I angry, I was angry and angry!
zepharoz t1_j5x3thl wrote
Did they book the guy?
emzirek t1_j5x7mtu wrote
you forgot to add and book them
rificolona t1_j5xji2p wrote
Or thesaurus
LOUDCO-HD t1_j5xtf1d wrote
It could mark the beginning of a new chapter in your life.
thealarmist t1_j5xtqqd wrote
I asked my horse if they had stolen my thesaurus, Nope, they said
AdReady1809 t1_j5ysiht wrote
The weight on the thiefs shoulders ....
manualshifting t1_j623vaw wrote
What's a synonym for "thesaurus"?
The big brained answer- onomasticon.
Acrobatic_Ad9061 t1_j63h0hx wrote
Zhbh mm hmikm BB,t
bfs102 t1_j5uzrwo wrote
This isn't even funny