Submitted by tintedslightly t3_10njjyt in Jokes
Really need to buy 2 ply tissue.
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yelloguy t1_j691mg5 wrote
“Cracked” me up. A bit
UnusualGenePool t1_j691mjy wrote
When a number 2 becomes a number 3.
BasilHaydensBitch t1_j693dpy wrote
Voted for the wrong asshole.
Big_Cardiologist8628 t1_j693ooi wrote
Chocolate dip with a sheet of frosting.
incorrigible57 t1_j695una wrote
Common joke in the machine shop where I worked was, " The last time he had a piece of ass was when his finger popped through the toilet paper." Lots of incels worked there.
kellypg t1_j696vm8 wrote
Shit joke.
Waitsfornoone t1_j698coe wrote
Still using toilet paper, huh?
lemoinem t1_j6997i2 wrote
They don't know how to use the seashells
Dylsnick t1_j69bayx wrote
Not my favorite joke, but it's a solid #2
EastZookeepergame806 t1_j6aguq2 wrote
Nah it's just chunky
Southernmanny t1_j6au1q5 wrote
Your mam said you were full of shit and she was right
TheNobleDez t1_j6c9a04 wrote
I don't get it
enfarious t1_j6fvx4a wrote
Well that's pretty shitty
Prestigious-Help299 t1_j691grm wrote
Good 😊