Submitted by Sharp-Incident-6272 t3_10mzj9g in Jokes

A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me I’m stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to the mud hole and throws a rope over the horses neck and drags him out of the mud hole and saves his life.

A week later, they are going for a walk in the woods and the chick falls in a small mud hole and says help horsey help I’m sinking and I’m going to die!

The horse says don’t worry good buddy I’ll save you! He walks over and stands over the chick and told him to grab his member. The chick hangs on tight and the horse takes a few steps and the chick pops out of the mud!

The moral of the story is, if you are hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks

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Waitsfornoone t1_j66bj5x wrote

Normally the BMW owner is the Dick.

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slothxrist t1_j67vns3 wrote

So you're saying it should be whipped out at all times when I'm at a bar trying to get lucky?

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dmt_alpha t1_j69f78c wrote

Nah, just tone it down on trying to convince girls how cool your BMW 320i is.

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slothxrist t1_j69n7uc wrote

Bro, I got a z4 2007, I'm trying to convince myself hiw cool it is 😂

Jk, I love my baby but I don't flex with it or talk about it unless it comes up in conversations

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BabyEagle9mm t1_j6acvtm wrote

Back in the day a 320i was a nice entry level douchemobile, so was a Mercedes 190. They didn't age very well.

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auctor24 t1_j6aemk5 wrote

Wait a minute. So you go dangling your horsey member every time you see a chick?

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