Submitted by legomonkeyspaceship t3_10bsx4b in Jokes
greedydita t1_j4bwarb wrote
That's balmy. But have you ever tried them embalmy?
Nerves-of-Noodles t1_j4d4lbv wrote
My favorite part is that satisfying “crunch” when you’re going at it!
thebarberbenj t1_j4dl759 wrote
Absolutely! I turned to necrophilia when the simple act of fucking a Prada handbag dry was SO pedestrian
RogerShubber t1_j4cjbba wrote
Amatuers. Amirite?
QuentinTarzantino t1_j4c189j wrote
Yo wtf? No no no
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