Submitted by legomonkeyspaceship t3_10bsx4b in Jokes
unclejoel t1_j4c80lk wrote
What’s it taste like to go down on a 72 year old? Depends
jdorn76 t1_j4d1vc7 wrote
I’m speechless 😶
chikinn t1_j4gnpnu wrote
I would be too
thebarberbenj t1_j4dlaul wrote
Chicken of the sea left out all day?
Various_Reality t1_j4f6uep wrote
Sorry to sound like a noob, but can anyone explain the joke, iam dumb.
Rorusbass t1_j4fbak7 wrote
Google Depend, it's a brand.
Various_Reality t1_j4fdq47 wrote
Thanks, also it was a subtle way to tell without ruining it for others. Great.
LeChuck_Threepwood32 t1_j4fotep wrote
Thanks for the clarification. My brain was like depends on what? Whether they're still alive!?
PromotionAway9840 t1_j4cbj28 wrote
😭😭😭
Big-Structure-2543 t1_j4dflo5 wrote
I don't get it
unclejoel t1_j4dgboa wrote
Depends is the brand name of a geriatric incontinence product
Significant-Neck9605 t1_j4gbfah wrote
Like the Great Depression
[deleted] t1_j4f7bsb wrote
mothball
Super-Team7676 t1_j4fiuhf wrote
Literally just threw up.
Frosty-Bag-3278 t1_j4g12sd wrote
Peanut butter and chicken sandwiche
Linux4in6 t1_j4s2bjg wrote
No. Wording is everything. That's how you kill an antique of a joke
unclejoel t1_j4s6q12 wrote
Meh. When I first heard it ~25 years ago, it was “what’s it taste like to go down on a 70 year old” Feel free to die on whatever hill you choose.
There are only two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from insufficient information
Linux4in6 t1_j4s6vhx wrote
Typical crybaby response.
unclejoel t1_j4s73z4 wrote
I think I hear your mommy calling. Run along
Linux4in6 t1_j4s7ddm wrote
What are you. Like 80.
unclejoel t1_j4s7it8 wrote
Go down on me and find out
Linux4in6 t1_j4s89m3 wrote
Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.
unclejoel t1_j4s8sh2 wrote
It always projection with you guys. 😂 🙀😾😹✌️🤟
Linux4in6 t1_j4s8ya4 wrote
It's always awkward butthurtism with you guys. It's not my fault your generation acts weird af around women.
unclejoel t1_j4sa7fi wrote
Oh, little homie. You were the one that came trolling after me 4 days later. What y’all call it “living rent free” ? Hahahahahahahahahaha
I’ll just write this one down as a win for you. You can put it next to your t-ball trophy. ⭐️
Linux4in6 t1_j4scalf wrote
No bro. You just can't handle someone correcting you that's younger. Typical issue with people your age.
unclejoel t1_j4sdsb5 wrote
Hey bruh. Beautiful play with the ageism. Let you freak flag fly atop this hill. And I don’t see where you ever corrected me.
Blessings on your journey, little man
Linux4in6 t1_j4se6q8 wrote
What's that. Another butthurt comment?
unclejoel t1_j4seg3x wrote
Dear lord. Would you like to go out for coffee, or FaceTime or something? I have other things to do, but you are obviously hungry for my attention. How can I help?
Linux4in6 t1_j4selb0 wrote
Its just a thing I know about people your age they have to have the last statement said or it drives them crazy.
Linux4in6 t1_j4s8dyy wrote
Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.
Linux4in6 t1_j4d21my wrote
Wording is everything bro. "What does grandmas pussy taste like?" Depends
dan_santhems t1_j4d9zms wrote
That's exactly the same joke
Acceptable_Employ_95 t1_j4f3cgi wrote
unclejoel’s version is actually better because he specified age which is directly relevant to OP’s joke.
leckie_glassworks t1_j4e63oe wrote
r/woooosh
unclejoel t1_j4dgd64 wrote
Meh
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