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greedydita t1_j4bwarb wrote

That's balmy. But have you ever tried them embalmy?

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conjugalpubes t1_j4bxjgh wrote

That and there will always be someone who'll complain about it.

(Mostly the first one, if you do not believe me come to /r/CasualUK).

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unclejoel t1_j4c80lk wrote

What’s it taste like to go down on a 72 year old? Depends

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Cyber-Heathe t1_j4c8c36 wrote

I live in Europe, so you like your girls 22 and wet, Decaprio?

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HigherIron t1_j4c9tmw wrote

Hot enough to go out wearing nothing

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Sonafab t1_j4cbq7q wrote

Can anyone explain it? Haha

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evileyeball t1_j4ccp13 wrote

I'm sorry but at 72 the skin burns off of me I don't know why you people seem to like temperatures so high if it gets any higher than about 35 I'm boiling. I'd much rather it be closer to 15 or 20 though because I live in a part of the world that uses sensible units of measurement.

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Late-Ad-4624 t1_j4chkw2 wrote

12 and i gotta put something on to stay safe.

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Kriandir t1_j4co2z8 wrote

What's up with all these derogatory jokes suddenly flushing reddit? They are not creative and mostly meh

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nickmaglowsch3 t1_j4co5q3 wrote

Now it makes sense why just the US not uses Celsius...

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wistfulmaiden t1_j4cpejf wrote

Replying to Sonafab (#1,362,220)

There was a Jerry Spriner episode where this young trailer park hillbilly said he liked “older-like ladies” and his gf was about 75, no teeth, really wrinkled. Looked like someone put a stripper bin a Time Machine. Probably fake but I recall it years later.🤮

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KronicDeath t1_j4cr8i3 wrote

What's in-between a 72 year olds nipples? A bellybutton

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doyouevenforkliftbro t1_j4czjmi wrote

"She had a hip replacement. Gave her some real torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!"

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ixoniq t1_j4de3dk wrote

I'm glad we have Celsius over here.

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infamousmmax t1_j4dn56c wrote

For me it’s more of… I like my women they way I hate the weather. 23 and wet

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bucc_n_zucc t1_j4dov19 wrote

Unpredictable, and makes the push bike i left in the garden rust?

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KoopaTrooper5011 t1_j4dq5cc wrote

"Wiat, you like burning and melting in the oven?"

~ Every European, thinking 72°C

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lysamysza t1_j4dtbvs wrote

I like my women like I like my weather.

1 and cold

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kzwix t1_j4dtik6 wrote

This joke only works in Farenheit, really.

With Celsius, you might find them a bit too hot to your taste.
With Kelvin, you'll probably get any part you choose to use to touch ice-glued to the lady...

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DocHickory t1_j4dwycs wrote

I figured on frigid and unpredictable, but that's just me....

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9CF8 t1_j4e0w3w wrote

That’s 22C for anyone wondering

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IceFire909 t1_j4ecxyr wrote

See at least with Celcius you get 30 & hot

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R_Harry_P t1_j4egkn4 wrote

Warm and sunny but reliably wet for one hour in the afternoon.

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Painting_Agency t1_j4eh5xs wrote

Replying to IceFire909 (#1,364,948)

> "I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - the fact of your firm, young... body... commingling with the... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

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jrtts t1_j4eow8m wrote

always moist like the British weather

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SwineFlu2020 t1_j4eywtt wrote

I like my women like I like my reaction control.

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Baym-n t1_j4ezfrk wrote

For the rest of the world, she’s 22

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Tinnisher t1_j4f48gs wrote

Wet when I'm in and hot when I'm out?

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crulh8er t1_j4fben9 wrote

Hot and dry? Cold and wet? Please be more specific.

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missyjade88 t1_j4ggcjh wrote

72 is the number of virgins and they’re not what you were expecting and dry just means there’s no alcohol in heaven

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lol7r t1_j4gj1fn wrote

Just spelling mistake

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Logical_Win3216 t1_j4h9794 wrote

I like women like i like my coffee. Without other people dick inside.

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GKarl t1_j4j22kh wrote

100 and blistering hot

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unclejoel t1_j4s6q12 wrote

Replying to Linux4in6 (#1,389,520)

Meh. When I first heard it ~25 years ago, it was “what’s it taste like to go down on a 70 year old” Feel free to die on whatever hill you choose.

There are only two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from insufficient information

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unclejoel t1_j4sa7fi wrote

Replying to Linux4in6 (#1,389,913)

Oh, little homie. You were the one that came trolling after me 4 days later. What y’all call it “living rent free” ? Hahahahahahahahahaha

I’ll just write this one down as a win for you. You can put it next to your t-ball trophy. ⭐️

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