Submitted by ThebirdGretel t3_10g0kd2 in Jokes
timbus1234 t1_j4zwij0 wrote
im pansexual, i had sex with a pan
Unfinishe_Masterpiec t1_j50rvfo wrote
I no longer have desire for pans. I let things get too heated and got burned.
timbus1234 t1_j52rxuj wrote
a little bit of cooking oil can reduce the friction
Unfinishe_Masterpiec t1_j538a0x wrote
I should have gone with that. It would have made scraping bits of burnt sausage off the pan so much easier.
Liedetector30000 t1_j50d6kf wrote
Care if I join?
Kookiano t1_j50fl00 wrote
He said PANsexual, not TOOLsexual.
Patient_Yam4747 t1_j51g0yf wrote
eMOtional damage!
2M3TAL4U t1_j531dsc wrote
I see what you did there
cliffno350 t1_j53b29i wrote
eMOTIONal damage
Active-Cream-352 t1_j52pjp8 wrote
Call us asian and we can all fuck japan
Milaris0815 t1_j544g6a wrote
Cooking tool or mystical creature?
Guipucci t1_j54ucv3 wrote
Which side do you insert it?
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