Waitsfornoone t1_j6981hk wrote
If we're doing doctor's office jokes:
A woman goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, my husband is an animal in the bedroom. He wants sex five, six, seven times a day. I love the man and the sex, but it’s just too much. Can you help me?”
The doctor replied, “Well, medically, I can’t really think of anything. Theoretically, this might work. From now on, whenever he demands sex, demand money. $10 in the kitchen, $30 in the living room, $50 in the bedroom. The man isn’t made of money, that should slow him down.”
She agrees and thanks the doctor. Excited, she goes home ready to use his advice.
She starts to prepare dinner. Her husband comes home, doesn’t even ask about dinner, but immediately sneaks up behind her, brushes up against her and plays grab ass. She turns to him and says. “Honey, I have a new rule regarding sex.”
He replies, “Okay hon, shoot!” She continues, “From now on, I demand money for sex. $10 in the kitchen, $30 in the living room, $50 in the bedroom.”
He looks at her and says, “Okay, I think you deserve that, you do so much, no problem.”
He reaches for his wallet and sees he has a $50 bill in his wallet and hands it to his wife. She says, “Okay let’s go up to the bedroom.”
He shouts, “NO, FIVE TIMES IN THE KITCHEN!!!”
CrazyOkie t1_j6a0a1d wrote
The real joke is always in the comments
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hjv2z wrote
But...the post is about farting and opening a window. These are quite unrelated.
weloveplants t1_j6bodxh wrote
Right in the kitchen.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j6bz117 wrote
He plans on putting a bun in her oven
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